THE BRAINIAX

“These mad scientists deliver what we need the most; the perfect cure for boredom. The frequencies they produce with their sonic experimentations will turn you into a rampaging-manic-booze-thirsty-mutant-speedfreak. If not, I'm afraid you're already dead.

-Johnny Toxic, Gutter Demons

“The brainiax are great road friends  of myself and the Koffin Kats, we’ve done a number of shows with them and they never disappoint, great sound and live performers, with the heart to back it up”

   -Tommy Koffin, Koffin Kats

"The Brainiax are THEE psychobilly band I've always DREAMED of having here in the Pacific Northwest!"

   -Djake Noose, host of Zorch Radio